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This morning, I read a story about some Chelsea soccer fans who barred a black man from boarding a subway in Paris. They were caught on camera while chanting: “We’re racist and we like it!”

The police are very interested in finding these “people”. Chelsea soccer club obviously wants them permanently banned from future games, which would be enough by itself to cut any hot-blooded British soccer fan to the quick.
I intend to cut deeper, with surgical precision. I have a reason for doing this. A satirical song a la “Weird Al Yankovic” suggested itself when I read of their disgusting chant. I intend to see just how much racism they “enjoy”. Forgive me if it offends BLACKS, but racists shouldn’t “LIKE” racism or be proud of it!

As a person with a disability, I am blocked out of 90% of buildings because of architechtural and societal barriers. I have rotted in a nursing home for three years because there is no suitable housing for me. I face a lifetime in here slowly going mad because my every choice in life is basically controlled by my body’s limitations. I was also bullied by kids at a psychiatric hospital from hell for 18 months, to the point of broken bones. I actually had to have another kid serve as my bodyguard in there. I also in some instances have been abused by caregivers and messed up on by surgeons to the point of near physical ruin. My current conditions would drive less prepared souls over the brink.

So I understand ANY underdog fairly well. When I heard about today’s incident, my satirical lyrics wrote themselves in just over an hour. If they give offense, forgive me. They are meant to show these bastards just exactly what they are reflecting on their beloved soccer team. I want to show them exactly where their views lead and that they have no place in a just modern society.

Let’s see how much they like “racism” if President Obama were to see my rap, or if it showed up on Ellen. Too much to hope for, but helping Chelsea and the police find these bastards will suffice.

Sorry if I didn’t film it for Youtube. I write, but I don’t rap very well.

To the tune of “I’m sexy and I know it”. Apologies to the song writers and all blacks, this is meant to make certain people really THINK about their actions.

Yeah! Yeah!
When we go to school, girls be looking like damn we cool.
We cheer for our team, goin’ to France with our new jerseys.YAY!
We love Jim Crow. We Klu Klux Klan, we outta control.
We see a pig in a big afro,
we hate it when he dares to show!

Ah….get off of that subway! (x3)
Ahhhh…..We hate blacks!
Ah…get off of that subway (x3)
We hate blacks!

When we go to the game (yeah) and see you in the Dome,(No way!)
we have to leave early, ’cause we left our hoods at home.
We got Hitler in our blood and we ain’t afraid to show it, show it, show it.

We’re racist and we like it!(X2)

When we’re at the mall, we can’t stand the sight of y’all.
We’re at the beach, we in the car, tryin’ to hide from you freaks. (Oh God!)
We love Jim Crow! It’s game time,boy! It’s time to go.
Come on, now ‘hos, now don’t get lonely.
We just miss the past when it was “whites only”.(face palm)

Ah, get off of that subway (3)
Ahhhh……We hate blacks!
Ah…get off that subway (x3)
.We hate blacks!’
When we go to the game (yeah)and see you in the Dome,(No way!)
we have to leave early, ’cause we left our hoods at home
We’ve got Hitler in our blood and we ain’t afraid to show it, show it, show it.

We’re racist and we like it!(X2)

We’re racist and we like it!

Check it out(X2)
CHELSEA, CHELSEA, CHELSEA, Cheer for Chelsea, lads
CHELSEA, CHELSEA, CHELSEA, Cheer for Chelsea, lads.Yay!
Cheer for Chelsea, lads!
We cheer for Chelsea, lads.
Yeah!
We’re racist and we like it!

Ah…get off of that subway!(X3)
Ah!….we hate blacks!
Ah! get off of that subway!
Ah!… we hate blacks.

We’re racist and we like it!