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“It’s a boy, Mrs. Jones!”
“Class President, Mrs. Jones’ boy, will deliver our commencement speech.”
“Mrs. Jones, your boy must report immediately for military duty.”
You’re cordially invited to the wedding of Mrs. Jones’ boy.
Mrs. Jones is pleased to announce her boy’s daughter’s birth.
Here lies Mrs. Jones’ boy.

 

* “Milestones” was originally published as a contest winner on A Word With You Press